tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via oy-withthe-poodles)

tyleroakley:

oscob:

jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly

(Source: genderoftheday, via oy-withthe-poodles)

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

(via otioseefforts)

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia, via averageshrubbery)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via rockefeller-plaza)

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

(via joshpeck)

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

(via thehilariousblog)

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

(Source: chriscanandwill, via rockefeller-plaza)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via zoryaborealis)

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

(via perks-of-being-chinese)